A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a
loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his
usual jeans and t-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,
silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went
He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited
by the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely
excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to
show a little more skin. She did … and the gorilla was about to tear the
“Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and
charging the bars!
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, “Now, tell
him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW.”